Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Things You Don't Want to Hear

  • The tests have come back, and it's definitely herpes.
  • Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?
  • It's not you, it's me...
  • Do you think my arms are in proportion to the rest of my body? (I seriously had a date ask me this once!)

and tonight's winner...

  • I have poopy on my hands.

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