I have a theory on raisins...They are pretty much pissed off because they used to be plump, giant grapes and some jerk left 'em in the sun and they got all shriveled up and dried...They hold a grudge...
Hey there! Thanks for dropping by.
So you want to know about me? You're so nice to ask...
I'm just a teenager trapped in the body of a woman who works in the city and lives in the suburbs with three sons and the hubs. I still don't turn my head to answer when someone yells, "Hi Mrs. [insert my last name]." If I do, I'm looking around for my MIL. Not sure I'll ever feel like a grown up. Pretty sure I'm okay with that.
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Well...at least it was "on" your butt...
See? There's always a bright side.
Could have been a mushy piece of banana on your hoo-ha.
Now THERE is a visual.
XOXO
Yeah...at least it's your kids and not your husband!! And it't not melted M&M's. Not fun to get out of white sheets!!
At least it was a raisin, my DH met a q-tip.
No way!
lol, ahhhhhhhh children.
Are you sure it was a raison and not - ahem - a large dingleberry?
Sure it was a raisin right?
'In' or 'on'?
I have a theory on raisins...They are pretty much pissed off because they used to be plump, giant grapes and some jerk left 'em in the sun and they got all shriveled up and dried...They hold a grudge...
Gotta love 'em...kids, I mean.
I'm with the people who wonder if it was really a raisin.
Did you give it a taste test?
Bahahahaha! I can't stop laughing!
How sweet of them to leave you one in case you got hungry in the middle of the night.
Oh, how sweet and thoughtful your children are, Mummy you should be proud, they care enough to share ;0)
That's not the worst thing you could find in that area! (hee-hee)
I am also finding it difficult to keep our snacks contained in the front of the house!
I'm soooo sure...
You know husband was trying the kinky stuff while you were sleeping.
Or you could be me, with fish stick crumbs in the bed.
Yeah, don't ask.
Ha...a removable mole?
That would be disturbing.
You did say "on" your butt, right? Ick.
My first thought would have been "Ewwww... A turd!!!!"
Or a giant tick :)
Yuck!
I hope you didn't eat it.
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