M is for Martyr Mother
What we parents won't do to protect our children.
Carrying Mr. 3 downstairs last night in the midst of an inconsolable crying jag, my foot went out from underneath me as I descended the stairs. Wanting to protect him, guess what took the brunt of the fall!
As if my ass wasn't big enough to start with, NOW I have a lump the size of a fist on my right cheek!
I think it's too bad Shakey's real name doesn't begin with a "C." I could have wooed him with some romantic story of branding myself in his honor.
On the bright side, Mr. 10 thinks it looks like a horseshoe, so maybe it's a mark of good luck.
Guess the swimsuit cover is out this year!
16 Deserve Mamma's Love:
Cripes! That looks painful. I broke a toe under similar circumstances. The things we moms sacrafice.
The swim suit cover is a MUST!!!!
A true woman...Hear you ROAR!!!! In that bikini!!!!!
OOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH!
Glad you didn't kill yourself!
You want martyr...tattoo it before it goes away...tee hee...
Sorry you have a horseshoe on your .... where is that...?
feel better.
OMG! You're so "Kevin Charnas" showing your a** on the internets! I'm impressed!
My initial reaction was it looks like you were branded.
Ouch!
Oh my giddy aunt. That looks very painful. Get some witch hazel on it quick, otherwise you'll be living with it for weeks. :0)
OWie!!! Oh Mamma...Sorry, baby. That looks like it hurt. Mom's are the best, I swear. Well, most moms. :)
And I think that it looks like a "C" for Charnas. So thank you, that was terribly sweet of you.
Ouch! I'm standing here wincing for you mama.
Holy Smokes! Tell hubby to kiss it and make it all better!
OUCH!! That's a good one for sure. Sorry to see your wound!
Ouch, what in the world did you fall on to get a lump like that?
Damn girl, what did you land on?
OUCH!
OUCHIE!!!! but you still have a great ass ;)
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Oh my god. That's one heck of a bruise there Mamma. Hope it's feeling better now!
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