Monday, December 03, 2007

The Quotable Men in My Life

Mr. 3 after falling off the bench in the kitchen last night:

The Dad: Are you okay? What did you hit?
Mr. 3: The floor

Mr. 5 sitting next to me on the couch:

Mr. 5: I just farted.
Me: What are you supposed to say?
Mr. 5: It stinks.

Mr. 11 calling me at 6:30 p.m. while I'm in Target--and it's raining outside:

Me: Hello?
Mr. 11: Mom, it's me. Have you seen my shoes?
Me: Um? Not since this morning. I'm at Target.
Mr. 11: I can't find my shoes.
Me: Did you look around? Did you look in my room?
Mr. 11: I can't find them anywhere! I don't know where they are.
Me: It's raining outside and dark. You don't need them right now do you?
Mr. 11: I've looked everywhere. I can't find them. Moooom...
Me: I can't do much about it right now. I'm at Target.
Mr. 11: Well! I can't find my shoes. I'm not going to be able to go to school tomorrow.

Friday night me and the hubs got a little time to ourselves. It was late. We tried to start something, but we just couldn't--um--finish. I got a little upset, but I was so tired I fell asleep. I then woke up to the sound of the hubs dry heaving in the bathroom--bad sour cream we think.

The next day...

Me: Do we need to talk about last night?
Hubs: Um.
Me: Is there something wrong? Is our sex life over?
Hubs: No. No.
Me: Was it because you felt so bad?
Hubs: Yeah, that sour cream killed me.
Me: Well why didn't you tell me to stop?
Hubs: I didn't want to say "Hey babe I gotta stop I think I'm going to throw up."
Me: Awww. You wanted to save my ego?

Am I a lucky girl to be living with these four guys or what??

18 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he thinks the farts smell like roses too...

Leslie said...

I love it when you quote your guys. They are so funny!

Lumpyheadsmom said...

Wait, is this the same sour cream he made a special trip to go get? Poetic.

Anonymous said...

I think I want to be told that I might be thrown up on, but still sweet that he was thinking of you.

Paige Jennifer said...

I just spent 20 hours driving my mom to Florida for the season. We had a quick layover in Atlanta to visit my niece and nephew and refuel before doing the final leg of the drive. Somewhere after Tifton, GA but before Gainesville, FL, I smelled something.

"Did you fart?" I asked my mom.

"No, no I did not. I tutti fruttied," she explained

Great, my almost 3yo niece is wearing off on my almost 65yo mother.

Laura Marchant said...

Ok, the fart one made me giggle out loud.

Lawyer Mama said...

How romantic.

That will teach him to dis' your full fat sour cream.

Anonymous said...

I honestly don't know what I'd do if I was outnumbered in my house.

Marty, a.k.a. canape said...

Too funny. All of them.

Steve said...

Your family rocks. When do I get to meet them?

Mr. 5's fart comment nearly made me pee my pants.

Cara said...

I love the quotes. I especially love Mr. 11 calling looking for his shoes. My husband has called me while I was away on business to ask where his pajama pants are. I would tell him where to look and he still couldn't find them. Then when I return home they would be right where I said, just under another pair of pants.
Gotta love those boys/men!

Kristin said...

OMG - I am CRACKING up over here!

Slackermommy said...

I love it! I've had similar conversations with mine. I really should appreciate them more like you do. I let myself get annoyed way to easily.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Real life is so romantic! :)

Your sex life isn't over until one of you passes gas during the act....NO...wait..that's just funny! (hee-hee)

Anonymous said...

absolutely hilarious!


Victoria said...

Holy crap, your crew is funny. Clumsy, stinky and pukey...but funny!

Unknown said...

My G-D... you are just too funny. Being surrounded by girls only (I got 2 girls), I don't know what I would do in your shoes. Love to see some pictures!

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