Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Note to Email Marketers

Don't start your email with, "Hello Mommy Blogger!"

Sorry, but I'm going to respond to you in the same way I did the bow-heads in highschool who asked me in excited, high-pitched voices if I was going to try out for cheerleading too.

{laughing AT them as she walked away}

I may have the right clothes, I may drive the right car but I have much more fun in the parking lot than at the game.

I am a mommy. I blog. It doesn't mean I'm going to hock your baby goods site for free.

{excited and high-pitched} Good luck with the try-outs though. {waving with her middle finger}

14 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Unknown said...

Bow head...lol! I haven't heard that expression in forever!

Anonymous said...

Put that tongue back in your mouth, young lady!

J. A. Blackburn said...

LOL.. Bbbbut... don't you want to hear about their friend, the Middle-eastern prince who has money to give you if you just loan him some first???

Jennifer said...

Woo hoo! Like OH MY GAWD, you are so totally cool...I'm wiggling my fingers in the air, can you tell?

So funny!

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

No kidding, huh? Suuuure I'll advertise your stuff for free. Suckah.

Anonymous said...

Got the same e-mail. Deleted it.

OhTheJoys said...

Amen & hallelujah. What a bunch of .... (nasty words here.)

Karen Bodkin said...

AMEN! I get at least one of those a day. SO annoying.

Anonymous said...

You're hilarious! And I never get those e-mails. Do I not have a child? Do I not blog? If cyberpricked, do I not cyberbleed ones and zeroes? {sniff, sniff}

Stacey said...

I didn't get that email. I'm feeling left out.

I would have deleted it when I got it...but I'm still feeling left out :(

Slackermommy said...

Well said! I've been getting those also.

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

ATABOBS!

Lisa said...

Ahhhahahahaha. Bow head. Awesome.

Yeah, I didn't get that one either. I'm feeling left out too. :-)

karrie said...

LOL! They're bothering you too? :)