Tell Me How I Did It

I know I owe you some winners from last week's contest. I know you're just dying to know where I was, but first I need to fill you in on a little thing that took place while I was away.

Yep! I broke my ankle.

And that dark stuff on my foot? I swear it's not dirt! Just some se-xy bruises.

Since I just love giving stuff away (I'd be happy to give you this cast, really), I have a great prize for the most entertaining story describing how I've found myself in this predicament. Write the story (please, because I need one) on your blog and link back to this post and I'll pick the winner at the end of the week.