Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Nothing New Here

I just told Kelly that I think I lost my sense of humor in traffic a few weeks ago. I seriously don't have much to blog about, but I hate going silent for days.

The little photo you see of me when I comment on your blog--or in my profile...well my hair is much longer now. As I mentioned a while back, my hairdresser had the nerve to move out of the area (without asking my permission) and as a result I haven't had a hair cut since September.

Luckily, I can tell my hair is growing by the ever increasing skunk stripe running down my part.

And while I'm on hair...why is it that all the hair on my head is going grey, but my leg hair remains dark, dark, dark?!

If I'm going to:

a.) spend a fortune pretending I'm still a brunette
b.) stain my bathroom from floor to ceiling trying to save money on salon costs or
c.) look like an old hag

Why can't I at least have the benefit of lighter leg hair?

Does all your pubic hair eventually go grey, will it fall out/stop growing first or will I need to spend my nest egg pruning the bush (es)?

Do the stop signs in parking garages hold legal weight? Can I get a ticket for blowing off a stop sign in a parking garage? I tend to view them as suggestions. But really, can police officers just skulk around a garage hanging out behind the next turn when they need to fill their ticket quota? I would.

I love growing things.

I've been seing all these photos of new infants lately and every time I look at one I feel like I'm going to start lactating. I really think I'd love to have another (that would be number four for those keeping score at home), but the very thought sends Shakey into a catatonic state (once he finishes hyperventilating).

So I garden instead.

I was going to put the cutest bumper around my vegetable garden but it made it too hard to weed.

Okay listen. I can't hang around here all day chatting. I'm supposed to be earning a paycheck. You're such a bad influence.

Any good blog topics for me?

I have an idea. Let's do a reverse Linda "Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran. Discuss." Richman.

You give me a topic "The Thigh Master is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss." and I'll discuss (and MammaLee I haven't forgotten about the meme).

15 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Jenny said...

You're funny! I love random posts like this. Here are some topics for you to blog about (you can thank me later): 1) Harry Potter 2) the weather 3) summer plans 4) celeb gossip 5) the aging process 6) your next job. :)

100 Words said...

Not bad for someone who's got nothing to write about.

But if you might want to read this anyroad, also written by someone who thinks they've got very little to say ...

www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,,1701107,00.html

Probably won't work, but I am a luddite.

canape said...

When in doubt, you can always talk about food.

Or leg hair. Leg hair works too.

www.nolanotes.com said...

First, I called the hubs today and said, "Give me a topic!" So I totally agree with your feeling of having nothing to blog about. Sucks, don't it?

Second, I believe you are correct--the cops cannot give you a ticket for garage stop signs. It's private property. So if you have an accident in a private garage, the cops won't ticket you. You could still get sued and lose if you ran a garage stop sign and hit someone, but it isn't criminal. I THINK that is the law, anyway. Best not to run a garage stop sign and find out!

Jennifer said...

Anytime you need a baby fix, just come on over!

I, too, love random posts! Too funny!

Oh, The Joys said...

If you yell "OPTIONAL" at stop signs then they are... you know...optional.

Mrs. Chicky said...

So, how about that Dancing with the Stars? Celebrity Fit Club? American Idol? Bueller?

Ruth Dynamite said...

Like butta. (I love that clip.)

Gunfighter said...

Regarding parking lot Stop signs:

Yes.

Gunfighter said...

Oh, and funny you should be asking for a topic. I did the same thing on my own blog yesterday. Today I am posting on a reader selected topic.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Yeah, you're speechless aren't you?

Ha.

Let's talk about sex baby! hee he..that was the first stupid thing that came into my head.

Kelly said...

So, ummmm, really trying to avoid work were you? I love it! This was hilarious.

Lotta said...

Pshaw! We all go in cycles. We're chicks. I splurged and got my hair highlighted (Versus doing it myself and getting that pretty orange blonde effect) and I loved it. But now HELLO MY NAME IS ROOTS! I thin I'm gonna stay blonde but put lots of lowlights in. Blah blah.

QueenieB said...

YOU are like BUTTAH! Like BUTTAH!

The Industrial Revolution was neither industrial, nor a revolution. Discuss.

Attila The Mom said...

"Does all your pubic hair eventually go grey, will it fall out/stop growing first or will I need to spend my nest egg pruning the bush (es)?"


AAAAAIGGGGGHHHHHH!!! More things to worry about! Thanks a lot! LOL