Friday, May 18, 2007

I Think He Prefers "Gentleman of the Evening"

So Mr. Three came to work with me today due to the fact that we're too lazy to drive just one kid to daycare if the other isn't going his brother had a dentist appointment. As an added bribe to make up for having to spend the day in my office (turning the only place in my life that is neat into a mini-version of my home, I might add) we stopped by Micky D's for breakfast on the way in.

Three has been really into Happy Meals lately for all the Shrek toys, so this addition to his day was greeted with cheers.

On our way down the highway, Three had Donkey, Artie and Shrek in his lap and they were all having a Three-choreographed conversation with small interludes of their recorded voices taking over. Apparently, Artie "doesn't know anything about being a king." Donkey likes playing "peek-a-boo" and this little-known fact was revealed about Shrek...

"I'm a hooker!"

Or so Three insists that's what he's saying.

17 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

!!!!! SF just got Shrek at McD's and we both thought he said the same thing....What the hell IS he saying?????

Oh, The Joys said...

That slutty shrek!

Slackermommy said...

Too funny! What IS he saying? We just thought ours was defective.

Wendy said...

LOL!!

I want the Shrek glasses so bad, but the daughter didnt want her usual after dance class on Wed. The one time I want to go to Micky D's.

I love Donkey.

Em said...

Gee, I never knew Shrek had such a diverse lifestyle.

carrie said...

Leave it to the McDonald's toys to teach our little ones new words!

Carrie

MamaLee said...

lol

Going to see the new Shrek movie this afternoon!

Kevin Charnas said...

I KNEW IT!!! NOT ONLY A PLAYA, BUT A HOOKER!

Well, at least he's getting some and getting paid for it.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I am heading to McDonalds RIGHT NOW! :)


Shrek must have really blown the money he made from the first two films, if he has turned to hooking!

Sounds like an E! True Hollywood Story to me!

Lawyer Mama said...

I *knew* he was a slut!

My sons got the gingerbread man last week. Took me 3 friggin days to figure out he was saying "Not my gumdrop BUTTONS!" I don't even want to tell you what I thought it was.

So, folks, apparently all the McD's toys are talking about mysterious alternative lifestyles.

karrie said...

Gotta to earn his Happy Meals somehow. :)

soccer mom in denial said...

Supposedly the term Hookers comes from the band of women who "accompanied" Massachusetts General Hookers platoon (?) during the Civil War. The ladies were known as "Hooker's Women" and it was shortened to the name we all know them for now.

There is a huge statue of him atop a well-endowed horse outside the entrance to the State House. I giggle everytime I go by.

cathouse teri said...

Looks like Mister Three knows a little more than he's letting on! :)

Howdy, Mamma ~ I found you at the Gunfighter's blog.

Fun place you have here!

Gunfighter said...

SMID refers to General Fightin' Joe" Hooker, who believed that men who were getting plenty, would be less likely to desert the army.

Hmmm.

(and thanks for posting today!)

Ruth Dynamite said...

I have a Fiona glass. Jealous much?

QueenB said...

He just means Shrek's self-employed...

Is it me or are those toys the most annoying McD toys to date?

Lotta said...

Ok, I gotta go to McDonald's to hear the Shrek. We went to Burger King cause they have Spiderman right now. My son is also freaked out by the green Shrek colored straws at McDees. He thinks they taste like boogers and you can't tell him otherwise.