Tuesday, August 07, 2007

If the Blog's a-Rockin'...

...it's probably just me limping across the floor.

Has anyone mastered the sexy saunter while wearing the walking cast? Cause this ski boot I have on my left foot is making it difficult to strut my stuff.

In the meantime, I give you *dun dun dun duuuun*

The Top 5 Reasons I Prefer to Visit My Podiatrist Over my Other Docs

#5. No hauling my ass over to another office for x-rays. He's got a machine right in his office. Just for feet!

#4. The office decor includes many posters of fabulous shoes.

#3. When he pulls out the ultrasound I'm not going to find out if it's a boy or a girl.

#2. You only have to get undressed from the ankle down.

And the #1 reason I prefer to visit my podiatrist over my other docs...

You don't have to step on the scale.

30 Deserve Mamma's Love:

moosh in indy. said...

Fan-freaking-foot-tastic.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

That makes me want a podiatrist.

canape said...

The podiatrist is only fun when you aren't taking your 90 year old grandmother for her check up and toenail excavation.

So how is the foot???

BethGo said...

Sounds good to me!

Grim Reality Girl said...

I love my podiatrist too... except that he doesn't let me wear cute shoes........ bastard.

Chris H said...

Very funny chick! Love that.

Blog Antagonist said...

I think I need to get myself to a podiatrist. I am totally on board with #2.

Lawyer Mama said...

You had me at "posters of fabulous shoes."

~JJ! said...

I love it.

So many wonderful reasons to live the foot doctor.

Gunfighter said...

Hmmm.

Beth said...

I think # 2 is the best.
You get to avoid all that time-consuming "prep" for the doctor.

andi said...

Fabulous list. And no, I haven't been able to master the sexy saunter while wearing a cast (or while without a cast, for that matter).

Slackermommy said...

I'm all for any doctor that I don't have to groom the bush for!

mybayouvieux said...

#3 caught me off guard. Loved it!

Hang in there cuz "those boots ain't made for walkin'."

sam said...

Ah yes. The scale.

I say DOWN WITH THE SCALE!!

Worker Mommy said...

So with you on the scale. It should be outlawed.

OMSH said...

So ... um ... er .... sounds like your podiatrist has a foot fetish. Just sayin'...

Paige said...

Excellent.

It's why I dig going to the orthopedic doc too.

Signed,
Chick with Creaky Back

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

That would work for me!

Dorky Dad said...

I'm totally going to break my foot now so I can go to the podiatrist. Then I'm going to tell them that Mamma sent me.

BSuze said...

Not that I want a broken foot, but I can totally see where you're coming from on the not getting undressed, the lack of need for a scale, and the cute shoes! Reminds me I need to schedule a much less fun annual....

Serina Hope said...

The scale decides it, I need a podiatrist. I am not sure why I need him, but all sighns point to that being the right doctor for me. :) I hope you are healing quickly.

Elizabeth said...

Way to look on the bright side :) I gave you an award on my blog today, stop by to see what it is and grab the badge code!

Jenn said...

Posters of shoes AND no scales?

Move over Dr. McDreamy.

Kevin Charnas said...

Shit...You REALLY DID BREAK YOUR FOOT???

Oh sweets...I'm sorry...

((((((((Mamma)))))) and a little swat on your bum.

KC said...

It just so happens that I spent August of 2001 in one of those ski boots after fracturing one of my delicate foot bones. I feel your pain (and the immense heat).

And slackermommy-I'm pretty sure no one's groomed a bush for me. Ever.

Maureen said...

Sorry to hear about your foot, but LOL at the list... you should write for Letterman.

Everytime I hear "podiatrist" I think of Elaine in Seinfeld telling one that he wasn't REALLY a doctor....

Mitch McDad said...

What? No stirrups?

Lotta said...

Ya broke your foot! Oh man, that blows. But I have to confess I have a podiatrist like fantasy. When I put my feet up at night I imagine that I'm filthy stinking rich and employ a silent podiatrist/manicurist/massager. They rub, file and bathe my feet for me without talking while I watch reality television. Maybe I was a Japanese businessman in a past life?

Beware: Social Worker on the edge said...

LOL...Good one.