Friday, August 10, 2007

Fun with Haiku

It's Friday. I'm brain dead (so fried I just typed "ded").

Thought you might be interested in getting in on a little contest over at My Mommy's Place. She's hosting The Buckaroo Haiku Contest. Hop on over. All entries must be submitted by 11:50 p.m. tonight.

My entries are below.

Happy Haikuing!!


I am so tired
Could be I'm glued to my chair
What? There's beer? See ya.

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My foot is broken
Can you Bedazzle a cast?
Mamma needs some bling

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A fight is brewing
States are fighting for first place
Really?! Primaries.

22 Deserve Mamma's Love:

truly said...

I do love Mamma
Let's hope she wins the contest
Do you love Mamma?

karrie said...

Let me show you it
I left a haiku comment
At my Mommy's Place



:)

Kevin Charnas said...

HA! I'm down for the beer...or up?

Absolutely Bananas said...

You're a haiku rockstar. I'm not even going to try... I need a format that has WAY more words!! (they spew from my mouth like vomit)

Leslie said...

Great haiku! I love them. I'm so glad you entered!

Paige said...

The beer one is hilarious.

Sounds like me...

:-)

Lawyer Mama said...

Love the beer comment and thanks for making me laugh!

canape said...

*golf claps*

It is such a dignified art form. You have mastered it well. Beer.

Mitch McDad said...

Mitch never gets laid
Mamma picks on his movies
Mitch needs a cocktail

Blog Antagonist said...

Very impressive coming from someone who is braindead! Thanks for the chuckle.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Bravo!!!! Bravo!!! I love me a haiku!

Whymommy said...

Nicely done!

Primaries. Bah. Let's vote already.

Lisa said...

There's beer? See ya! LOVE THAT!

Hope you get a nap this weekend and that its a fun one.

Kristi said...

I wish I could write
A haiku and I might
If I drink some wine
Everything will be fine.

I suck.

Cathy said...

Give me a beer -- or two -- and perhaps I could do haiku.

Ye gads. I didn't mean to rhyme.

*hauling my own weary butt of the couch for a glass of wine*

Karen said...

I needed beer and bling--this was a bad weekend. Hope yours was better!

Slackermommy said...

I can certainly relate to the first one? How's your foot?

CG said...

I love the beer one! I miss beer. And yes I think you can bedazzle a cast!

Worker Mommy said...

Can you Bedazzle a cast ? Ha. I knew I loved you :)

Jenn said...

I'm going to frame the first one.

Art comes in many forms, and this is definitely one of them.

Wendi Aarons said...

Too tired to write haiku
How many damn syllables was that?
Too many. This no worky.
Maybe try limerick contest.

Grim Reality Girl said...

I love the first one best... you are a genius!