Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Memo to the Queen

Dear Queen of the Mayhem,

Regarding your comment concerning OTJ's "cyst", I wanted to say I share your concerns about 69.

I personally find it difficult to completely enjoy the pleasure of receiving when I'm also supposed to be focused on...

What?

You meant problem NUMBER 69?

Oh...well...um...nevermind then.

15 Deserve Mamma's Love:

MamaLee said...

Oh. My. Gord. I read that without my first cup of coffee. LMAO!

karrie said...

Hehehehe! I laughed when I read her comment, and now I get to laugh again. Thank you! :)

canape said...

I don't get it.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I can NOT begin to put into words the HUMILIATION I felt after uttering those words....ACTUALLY....after being told just exactly what I had said.

As for the real deal, it's WAY too much pressure! It's all about angles and I am still wondering which is better...top or bottom! NOT TO MENTION that I am not all that comfortable with someone's face being THAT close to the other "area" down there! Glad we got all that cleared up.....UM...would this fall under TMI? (too much information)

Thanks for the laugh!

PS: I nominated you for "Hottest Mommy Blogger" ....you SO deserve it!

Lotta said...

Snortlaugh. I needed that today. And also, I agree. I'm far too ADD to do 69.

Terri said...

AHHHHH HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA...
*GASP FOR AIR*

AHHHH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA..
You and the Queen are crackin me up!

Southern Fried Mom said...

For this and so much more...I've nominated you for something special. Check it out at Grits with Cheese!

Kevin Charnas said...

HHAA!!

Advice when attempting the act, not the number: Darken the room and keep your eyes closed most of the time.

And don't fart.

Pendullum said...

I just can not add anything...Especially after that Kevin Charnas comment...
The Blogger company I keep....

Mamma said...

Oh Kevin, thanks so much for the tip.

It's probably the secret fear preventing me from enjoying it.

Oh, The Joys said...

Oh. My. GADZOOKS! I went the same place you did. You mean she was talking about a problem number? Seriously, I am only catching on to that from YOU, here, right NOW.

Ha ha ha!!! (Seriously.)

Terri said...

KEVIN CHARNAS IS THE FUNNIEST & WITTIEST MAN ALIVE...
I LOOOOOVVVVEE HIM!

I am gasping for air again...
what he said is killin me!
Ahhh haaaa haaaaa...

Terri said...

I meant to say about Kevin...
when I was reading what he said..
I kind of had this weird visual in my head w/ sound effects!

DangerDoll said...

HAH HAH HAH OHMYGOD...
{gasping for air}

That freakin' killed me!

(Oh, and I don't care for it myself. I really don't multi-task well.)

Toni said...

Oh no you didn't! and OMG!