Thursday, April 26, 2007

I Probably Shouldn't Be Left Alone With My Thoughts

Okay, can you guys just stop posting for a bit? Little league season has started and I have two playing this year (on different teams), so I can't keep up.

When I do try I get so involved with reading blogs that I'm too tired to post here.

To be honest with you, I think I've run out of things to say. I feel like if I can't make you laugh like her or cry like she does or rant like this one or give you beauty like this, well then what's the point?

So in the meantime I'll share with you the few thoughts/questions bumpin' around in my brain. I had five hours in the car yesterday traveling to and from an hour and a half meeting to consider some of this.

1. I love the term attorneys general. Pluralizing the word attorney rather than general is a fun surprise.

2. One of my favorite words is efficacy. Not for it's meaning, but because it's fun to say. Try it. EFF-I-CA-CY. Fun huh?

3. My Blackberry Texas Hold 'Em addiction is rearing its ugly head again. I'm such a risk-taker betting large sums of pretend money against a computer.

4. Did you know the State of Maryland has no natural lakes? All that exist are the result of river damming. Yeah, me either. (Thank you NPR)

5. I had to cros the Mason-Dixon line to get to my meeting. Why are there MORE country music stations North of the line?

6. Passed a tattoo parlor in the middle of nowhere. Wanted to stop on my way home to get me some ink, but I couldn't decide on a design. I wanted to get something to commemorate being a mother, but not something cliche. I know, I know, getting a tattoo because you're starting to feel old is a cliche, but I don't care. Any designers out there want to throw me a design? I have three boys and three strong women who inspire me. I was leaning toward some sort of oak tree/acorn thing, but I could change my mind tomorrow (especially if you send me a good design--hint hint).

7. If porn stars get hemorrhoids are their careers done? You can't airbrush them out of an entire video.

12 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Pendullum said...

Okay... Number 7 is just going to follow me all day...
What a thing to ponder...

Oh, The Joys said...

I'm with Pend, #7...NUMBER SEVEN!!!

You're on the reader, friend. Post when you want and we will KNOW!!!

Kevin Charnas said...

Oh my god...I can't believe that I'm sitting here contemplating number 7. Yes I can. I'm still in shock that people get their anuses (plural?) bleached!

Everytime I think of hemorrhoids I have flashbacks to a hemorrhoid surgery. That poor, poor guy. And I will unfortunately never, never forget it either.

#4 I had no idea. Thanks Mamma and NPR.

Thanks for the "beauty" comment...even though I looked like Cinderella's step sisters in those photos.

and NO WORRIES about not posting regularly. OTJ is right. we'll be here.

Blogging should be fun and a creative outlet. Don't let it get to be an obligation. those aren't fun.

Toni said...

OMG! #7 is hilarious! New things to ponder....

Mamma said...

Kevin, they WHAT?!!!!!

canape said...

Bleach? Really? Wow.

NC has no natural lakes either. All man made. Isn't that strange?

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I may be traumatized for the rest of this minute because of #7!

Would anal bleaching rid you of hemorrhoids? HMMMM.......

Terri said...

Ahh haa.. #7...
I had a visual!!

and then bleaching ?? Geez, on a cable TV channel one day they had some girl getting her buttholio waxed...

of course they blurred the butt part... but you could still "see"... it was sick.
I can't imagine...

Pissed OFF Housewife said...

If you came out to LA you'd have plenty to screech about.

Strong man tattoo? I dunno, if needles are going into my body it's to solve a problem, not create a new one.

Attila The Mom said...

Hey, there's an ebb and flow with the times of the year.

Post when you can, read when you can. LOL

We'll still be here!

And hey, Kevin---just go ahead and dish on Skeletor! I don't mind!

PunditMom said...

Well, now, those are some interesting thoughts. And #7 is just TOO disturbing!

Lotta said...

You would be surprised how interested we all are in the minutia of your life! Post anything man.