Wednesday, June 10, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook Sprinkles Site with Crack

Facebook has tried to keep the fact under wraps since early 2008, but today fabulously famous blogger MammaLoves (aka Amie Adams) revealed the truth.

"I was ignoring my family. I was wearing dirty clothes. I couldn't get enough. My life was falling apart! It wasn't until my dog licked the computer screen showing Facebook and I noticed her madly dash in circles chasing her tail did I realize drugs were involved."

Ms. Adams accuses Facebook of including games like Bejeweled Blitz and Pathwords on its site as a cover to emit crack fumes therefore rendering users unable to click off of the site.

Facebook sources refuse to comment on Ms. Adams' accusations, but say Facebook works hard to promote a clean and healthy environment for its users as evidenced by their diligent effort to prevent photos of mothers nursing babies from soiling their pages.

The dog was quoted as saying, "dude."

5 Deserve Mamma's Love:

marymac said...

I.feel.you. The fact that I found your post via my hopelessly addictive Facebook LIVE FEED goes to show you what a total dork and loser I am. So... um, seen any good quizzes lately? lol

mamatulip said...

OH MY GOD. I set about to do some serious writing last night - I had the whole night ahead of me.

What did I do?

Played Bejeweled Blitz ALL. NIGHT.

inthedailies said...

Too funny. I'm the same with twitter, though. Oh, so many wasted hours ...

Mrs. Schmitty said...

OMG!! I can't believe that we both wrote about that damned game. I wrote my post...and then went to play again...probably where I'm going now too....LOL

Colleen said...

Hi... my name is Colleen... and I too am an addict. sob, sniffle. And if I wanted to deny it there would be no way. You've caught me. I'm #3 right above you on the score board.