Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Are You Freaking Kidding Me?!

From their website:

Don't Be Fooled by Pretenders!!!!! Anal and vaginal lightening is one of the hottest skin care trends today. Be sure not to be fooled by any other product claiming to be suitable for anal bleaching.

Thank me later for introducing you to the "hottest" skin care trend today.

Can Men Use It on Their Penis?
YES! We have thousands of men using our Lightening Gel to enhance the look of their penis, genital and anal areas.

Finally! A beauty treatment for the fellas.

...providing you with a fresher, more youthful look.

The WORST part about aging? Oh honey, my anus!!
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Hey Jenny, I finally have something for the next installment of What Hot Mamas Know!!

Oh and won't the search terms be fun to peruse now.

26 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Queen of the Mayhem said...

And here I was....only worrying about making my FACE look younger!



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Queen of the Mayhem said...
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Beth said...

I am NOT going to that site.
But thanks for keeping me up to date as to the latest in skin care. (Yuck.)

Candace said...

I prefer the brazilian.... they clean up everything pretty well!
but I'll try anything!

Anonymous said...

What the hell? Why do our sensitive areas need bleaching??? Nobody putting BLEACH on my ASS. Ewww.

Sassy said...

Um...OMG...I died. From laughing. I've seen it all now!

Karen Bodkin said...

Can Men Use It on Their Penis? YES!

I love the resounding YES! surrounding the penis question. Ha ha ha...

Anonymous said...

Okay, I owe you a picture, later today I'll swing by the local waxing salon and show you what's in their front window.

Now I know why we do it with the lights out...

Unknown said...

As ridiculous as it is, I can get why people would bleach their butt, but why would you need to bleach your penis? I have never heard of such a thing. Cuh-razy!

Lotus (Sarcastic Mom) said...

Um.

W.T.F?

*blank stare*

Amy said...

OH. MA. GAH.

Anonymous said...

You were in my medicine cabinet again...

Unknown said...

Hey, do you know where I could pick some of that stuff up? Mr. Happy is looking a little dark.

Mom O Matic said...

Yet another excuse for men to rub lotion on their penis.

Anonymous said...

Um, what? That is just nasty.

-andi

Bananas said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG you crack me up

Mara Bee said...

Wow!another trend of which I was once blissfully unaware!

Yet, I now find myself strangely longing for a more a youthful and fresh-looking cooter.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I'll be honest - I'm not even sure what color my butthole is now.

Kellyology said...

I don't mean to burst your bubble, but I already talked about this...a long time ago! I know, I know. It's so hard to be hip.

http://kellyology.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-bleaching-assholes.html

On a more positive note...it is my number one phrase that brings people to my blog. And now you have that priviledge as well!

Kristin said...

But, but, butt!!?

seriously? i thought anal bleaching was only for porn stars.

Anonymous said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth. For some reason, I'm thinking that the bleach would BURN! OUCH!

Something else for us ladies to be self-concious about...

BOSSY said...

Bossy wishes she would have read that before her afternoon cookie snack. Wow, what a dietary aid.

PunditMom said...

What! You didn't tell me this BEFORE I was all packed for the beach!!

Seriously, gross.

Anonymous said...

We must be on the same wave length because I almost wrote a post yesterday about that very ad. I'm all for beautifying ourselves but I draw the line at my bunghole. I seriously doubt my hubby cares whether or not my spider is chocolate or vanilla!

Anonymous said...

What the crap?!?!?! You're like TOTALLY KIDDING ME?

I must live under a rock. A big rock. No, a effing huge rock becuase I have never heard of ANAL BLEACHING or whatever else this crap's touted uses are.

I mean sure, everyday I get some pretty interesting spam email, but cheeses of Nazareth....

This begs the question...um, well nope, I better not. Oh ok I will....

Um what might one want to bleach their anus for? I mean, isn't daily hygiene enough? Well ok, I realize there are some variables there, but again, I say...WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?

BTW, love your blog. Thanks for the laughs.

Unknown said...

Thanks for reviewing this product. I use Intlight for bleaching private part. It is also good and effective.