Monday, June 25, 2007

In the Shower, Part Deux

My earlier post today was not complete. There were additional moments of brilliance I didn't share with you my sad saps who have nothing better to do than read my inane spewingfine readers.

If this conversation was thought A, allow me to continue with...

wait... wait...

are you ready for it?

Thought B!

We in the parent blogging world allude to sex from time to time on our blogs (some begging for it more than others). And while we all must have done the waterbed waltz at one time or another to become parent bloggers, I don't read many posts that touch on the topic in a serious way. Sure there's Lotta who's always got our back thinking about ways to improve things, but I'm always amazed that something that so many people do (or want to do) is still so taboo. Anyway, my great thought--which doesn't seem so great anymore--was that we should start a blog called, "Yeah, Your Parents ARE Having Sex" to discuss such matters. And we'll all make sure not to tell our co-workers, neighbors or parents about it.

Are you still with me?

Okay, so for Thought C--and I swear my shower wasn't that long.

I really hope that if Shakey decides to have an affair he never brings the other woman to our house. I'd be so embarrassed by the state of my house.

Yes, as I was rinsing off, I looked around my shower, and--now I KNOW this will come as a major shock to my mother--I noticed that it along with the rest of my house bathroom needed to be cleaned ASAP.

I got to stop worrying about what other people think.

17 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Chris H said...

mamma, you are one sad girl! ha ha ha

Slackermommy said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with these kinds of thought processes.

Dorky Dad said...

Look on the bright side: At least you have enough confidence in yourself that your primary worry is not what you'd feel if he had the affair but what your house looks like. Or something like that.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Hee hee...Except MY blog would be called..."Your parents USED TO have sex!"

canape said...

Having an 11 year old stepdaughter and being pregnant is occasionally a little awkward.

One day, she just looked at me and said, "I know how you got pregnant." I wasn't sure if that statement needed a reply, so I just grinned, nodded, and said in my best Barry White voice, "Oh, yeah."

She hasn't mentioned it again.

Oh, The Joys said...

You are CRAZY! Heh.

Lawyer Mama said...

Baaaaahaaaaa!

I understand. Thought C sounds like something I would think/say.

Jennifer Playgroupie said...

Your mind works in mysterious ways...

Gunfighter said...

"...but I'm always amazed that something that so many people do (or want to do) is still so taboo."

Never fear, ML. the people who are so concerned with how/where/with whom other people are having sex, are just pissed off because their sex lives are horrible. Satisfied people don't give a flying f*** about whether or not the neighbors do it(gasp) standing up... or whatever.

Gunfighter said...

By the way... we need to get cracking on Happy Hour planning!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I am SO in.....I would love to talk about it more, but my mother reads my blog....and the fear of one of my students finding it.....keeps me from mentioning the waltz!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

PS: If Mr. Mayhem cheats on me...she better be HOT...I will be so much more upset if she is uglier than I am! :)

Em said...

It was so nice to share your shower! Oh..wait...should we not talk about that till you start that sex blog?

Lotta said...

Always happy to help. ;)

shauna said...

I'm with SlackerMommy. That's a thought process I can relate to...

whymommy said...

Oh. My. Gosh. That was funny. I have GOT to come visit more often!

Lotta said...

Just dedicated a post to you!