Thursday, January 14, 2010

Would It Kill You?

There are a disturbingly great number of you who are visiting this site for the sole purpose of learning more about Howie Long's hair.*

Really?!

Of all the things you can Google, THAT is what you want to know? I mean had you already exhausted all of your porn phrases?

You need a life.

I can recommend one way to begin redeeming yourself. Leave a comment below. Tell me a little about yourself. Share a joke. Make me smile. Hell, just say hi and let me know you were here (actually I know you were here--I can see it in my stat counter--but it feels so cheap the way you just sneak in and out without ever turning the light on).

I know. I know. I could be writing more frequently. I've lacked inspiration lately, plus I was too busy trying to find out more details for you on the whole Howie Long "hair plugs or not?" story.

He's not talkin.


*Once...a very long time ago...I questioned whether or not Howie Long had hair plugs after seeing him in a Super Bowl ad. To this day, I get my biggest numbers after Sunday football coverage. You all are weird.

By the way, it's taking everything I have not to find my way to Haiti to lend a hand. I wrote about my feeling of helplessness on DC Metro Moms today.

16 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Mahala said...

*waves* I have you on feed, so I don't actually make it to your blog.. but I count.. right?

rudecactus said...

Happy Delurking Day!

EmJay said...

I have you on my RSS feed as well, but thought I could still delurk. Mom of two, who works in corporate American in the midwest.
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ZenMom said...

Hi, I'm Zen. I'm a lurker. :)

Kelly said...
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Kelly said...

Hi Amie! Why does the comment field only want me to have a google account? It links to my old blog this way and not my new one. That's why I left you the deleted comment the first time.... Anyway, I was just trying to say hi.

Colleen said...

Hi! I'm just clicking in from my reader list to do a little delurking!

Lindsay Jean said...

Shnoodle delurks FTW! I read you through Bloglines, and have no interest in Howie Long (bald or otherwise).

Kelly said...

I'm de-lurking a day late which is probably all you need to know about me. :)

imsilentnomore said...

A little late in making myself known but as they say better late than never, right? (Who are they anyway?)

I'm a newly single mom of three of the best kids in the world. I work full time at a job that I enjoy and one day soon I will get back to my own blog.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I love Howie Long and I don't care if his hair is real or not.

There. I said it.

lisab said...

I think I've made myself known before, but in case not, hi Amie! Loved your H.S. photos on FB :)
Lisa

kris said...

What?!?!? I ALWAYS LEAVE CASH ON THE DRESSER.

Smooches!

Oh, The Joys said...

Boo!

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

xoxoxox

Devra said...

I'm delurking. Can we pretend it's still January?