Saturday, January 26, 2008

And He Didn't Even Need the Liquid Kevlar

Following a line of reasoning I haven't quite wrapped my own head around, Mr. 3 is feeling even more invincible now that I've convinced him not to wear Pull-Ups today.

Up on the bench in my kitchen, squaring up to his brother:

Mr. 3 to Mr. 5: Punch me in my penis.

What is this boy going to be like in college??

20 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Nancy said...

lol, and so it begins!

Nola (www.nolanotes.com) said...

Glad I have a daughter :P

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Dude....this boy is TOUGH! :)


He will so be the one smashing beer cans on his head in college! :)

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Dude....this boy is TOUGH! :)


He will so be the one smashing beer cans on his head in college! :)

slouching mom said...

How did Mr. 5 respond?

Beth said...

Hope Mr. 5 didn't take him up on the offer.
I think by the time Mr. 3 is in college, he will have learned to protect the jewels!

Julie Pippert said...

Holy cow and then what happened?!?!

~JJ! said...

Sounds like I guy I dated once....

Kelly said...

LOL...I just even don't know how to respond to this one!

bellevelma said...

LOL!

Wendy said...

Future frat boy.

Karly said...

Dude! If I had a penis I would much rather be punched there when I was wearing the pull-up! Not after I'd taken it off!

Gunfighter said...

When I was 3, I didn't know the word penic... he'll be OK by the time he gets to college... you only use that line once or twice before you figure that getting punched in the goodies is bad juju.

PunditMom said...

Boy of steel? ;)

pootandcubby said...

Ha ha. My own Miss 3 used to ask to be spanked. Who are these kids that live in our houses?

-andi

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Sounds like he is ready for the rugby team.

Cara said...

Boys are so occupied with their body parts. I hear that is doesn't end even as they get older.

Dorky Dad said...

PUNCH ME IN MY PENIS? Oh man. He deserves what he gets. He'll learn.

OW.

And yes, college is going to be bad. You might want to send him in body armor.

Bayou Belle said...

I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS WHEN I READ THAT!

Lisa said...

I'm with Sarah. Rugby. All the way.