Friday, December 14, 2007

Intervention Needed STAT!

Blogging friends, if ever there was a time I needed you it is now.

I had Live with Regis and Kelly on this morning as I was getting ready (Anderson Cooper was sitting in for Regis--he's funny and I'll admit here I've watched Kelly since she was on Dance Party USA) and Michael Bolton was on singing some Christmas tunes.

Here's the problem.

When he was chatting with Kelly and AC at the end, I actually thought to myself, "Hmmm. He's kinda cute. I can finally see what makes the girls swoon."

OMFG!!!

I've hit a new low.

Kris and Kim--my girls--come hit me over the head now before I set up my own fan page.

27 Deserve Mamma's Love:

Whit said...

Who made you swoon, Cooper or Bolton?

One is gay and one is old and involved with a desperate housewife. I think you've found safe crushes.

Karen Sugarpants said...

That is mental. I'm not sure I can associate myself with you anymore. Next thing you know, you'll be lining up for Wayne Newton's Greatest Hits and dressing like Rod Fecking Stewart.
~ sigh ~

Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, even Kevin Federline has more to offer than the DINOSAUR you are drooling over.

I'm calling in back up.

Nancy said...

It's just the holiday stresses that are bogging you brain down.

Just listen to him pathetically whine "How an I supposed to live without you?" once and you will come to your senses. =)

Steve said...

Cooper makes me swoon too. Bolton makes me puke.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Please say Cooper.

Michael Bolton makes me want to punch people. One time I heard him sing "Celestia Aida" and I almost trashed the Virgin Megastore.

He may be cute, I can't get past the singing.

Slackermommy said...

I hope you are talking about Cooper. If you are talking about Bolton I will have to send the guys with straight jackets right over!

Mrs. Chicky said...

I won't bust you about having a crush on Bolton if you don't bust me about once seeing him in concert, 'kay?

mamatulip said...

It's okay. I have it going on HARDCORE for Christopher Walken. Come sit by me and we can be outcasts together. ;)

Mrs. Chicken said...

Dude. You're scaring me.

(when I was 12 I had a crush on Richard Harris. weird.)

Kim said...

Oh Mamma, what's wrong? Michael Bolton? What's driven you to this? It has to be something bad.

You know what you need? To come to my birthday extravaganza next Friday. Did you get the evite?

And mamatulip, I also heart Christopher Walken but mostly for his nuttiness not his looks.

PunditMom said...

I hate to break it to you, but you're not AC's "type." :(

Devra said...

Uh oh. It's not AC (PunditMoms is right about him BTW), and if it's not Bolton. Then. Oh lord. Could it be? No! Not...Gelman.

Step away from the TV! NOW.

sam said...

Okay, MamaT is TOTALLY an outcast with that Christopher Walken confession. Do you want to be associated with THAT?! (kisses MamaT, I heart you, you know that.)

Need I remind you of the LONG ass mullet?

Stay away. Stay FAR away!

~JJ! said...

I friggin loved Dance Party USA!

Redneck Mommy said...

I've got you beat. I've got a thing for Tommy Lee Jones. Ever see the size of his ears? Gets me hot every damn time I see him.

Maureen said...

Wow, you all are scaring me.... I only have a deep desire for Mr. Depp.

The rest of you need help. Bolton? Cooper? Jones and Walken?

Seriously???

Oh my.

Kelly said...

I didn't have time to get on-line last week and this is the first I've read. All I have to say it Wha?!? I leave for one week and everyone's taste goes to hell???lol Girl, step away from the TV.

Lawyer Mama said...

Oh. my. god.

I hope you've come to your senses by now. SLAP!

Tot's Mom said...

I'm sure you have not set up your own fan page. I know you haven't. Right??

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

Are you sure you're not hitting the holiday happy juice early? ;)

He does have a beautiful voice...I keep lusting after Harry Connick Jr. in the ads for his new chick flick that's coming out.

Drool....

Lisa said...

Slackermommy and I are coming over there. After we make you buy us drinks, we're going to have you committed. heehee.

Dorky Dad said...

Wait ... you swooned over Michael Bolton?

I'm totally speechless.

GHD said...

Michael Bolton!?

i-i-I'm sorry, but I just can't read your blog any more.

:-P SNAP OUT OF IT!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Did you say "Dance Party USA"? Good lord woman.....I LOVE YOU! Remember the girl they called "Princess"....I thought she was cool because she always wore a belly shirt!

But...Michael Bolton....SISTER! Step away from the crack you are smoking and come back to reality....it's nice here! (hee-hee)

Lotta said...

Come over here. SMACK! Now go sit back down.

BOSSY said...

Ack - maybe you're just in heat. ???? :)

BethGo said...

Don't tell anybody, but I kind of thought the same thing! I was flipping channels and the Choir Battle thing was on ( I swear I didn't watch it! I was only flipping through!) anyway, he was getting funky directing his choir and the word "sexy" ran through my head. And then I threw up in my mouth a little.